Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Skye: Fitz, have you ever heard of an O84 being a person?
Fitz: No, but I suppose it’s possible. I’d hate to meet the guy.
Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.
Skye: Wow, look at them, the popular kids. Who knew?
Ward: I did.
Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.
Coulson: I heard what you did for me. I think it’s time that we remove this. [speaks to bracelet] Disengage bracelet.
Skye: Are you kidding me?
Coulson: I though you like that.
Simmons: We have something for you.
Skye: Is it a sandwich?
Simmons: Yes. it. is. that.
Coulson: They couldn’t have a psychic. They’re not on the index. They’re a myth.
Skye: So is Thor.
Skye: It would be a lot shorter if I could access more files. Maybe remove my internet nanny. I’m talking about my track bracelet.
Coulson: I got that.
Skye: So you’ll take it off?
Coulson: No.
Coulson: I wanted you to pay close attention to the "Index Asset Evaluation and Intake Process" because someday you’ll be really good at it, even the best.
Skye: Thanks AC.
Coulson: Maybe you’ll get to rename it.
Skye: Good, causes that name is super stupid.
Coulson: I know.
Fitz: You! Do not touch that!
Skye: Alright, I get it, I’ll go do your stupid Hogwarts School or whatever.
Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Coulson: Sure he’s handsome but
May: No he’s dreamy.
Skye: You guys might think its old news, but its new news to everyone else. Asgardians are aliens from another planet that visited us 1000 years ago.
Coulson: Or more
Skye: Because we couldn't understand aliens we thought they were gods?
Coulson: That’s where our Norse mythology comes from.
