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Last thing I need is anybody else dying because of me.

Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.

I'm gnawing at my own arm and you're gonna drop fang on me?

Bill: We made a deal Sookie.
Sookie: I know we did Bill, but Eric took our deal and fucked it in the ass.

Screw your kisses and your hugs and your atta girls.

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

When is leaving your family behind the best thing?

There's a town consensus about what kind of girl I am... they call me a danger whore.

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