True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSookie Stackhouse Quotes
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
I'll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.
You don't know what it's like to be standing in line at the bank and hear the guy behind you and how he wants to suck your toes.
Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.
Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.
Bye, I'm just going to quietly slip into a comma.
A 3,000-year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!
Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.
Sookie: : I can't imagine a world without you in it. Both of you.
