True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSookie Stackhouse Quotes
Tara: Why didn't you tell me you were going out with Sam?
Sookie: Because it just happened and how did you know?
Tara: Arlene. She works fast.
Sookie: All he did was ask me to the DGD tonight and besides it's in a church. And why shouldn't I? He's perfectly nice, he's got a good job, and he's not a vampire! And why, why do I have to justify this to you?
Tara: I'm entitled to know what my girl's up to, aren't I?
Sookie [about Fangtasia]: This feels a little bit like what a vampire bar would look like if it were a ride at Disney World.
Bill: Well, don't get too comfortable. It tends to get more authentic as the night wears on
Bill [at the bar]: You able to pick up anything?
Sookie: All anyone's thinkin' about here is sex, sex, sex.
Bill: One needn't be telepathic to pick up on that
Sookie: I'm sorry if I got you into any trouble tonight.
Bill: Don't apologize. We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I'd prefer to be in it with you
Sookie: Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Did you kill Dawn?
Jason: What? No. Sookie... Look, when Maudette died I thought I might of done it, and it turned out I didn't. With Dawn, I don't even think I might have done it, so I know I didn't
Sookie: I think we need to stop seeing each other.
Bill: Why?!
Sookie: Because you don't breathe. You don't have any electrical what ever it is. Your friends would like nothing more than to rip my throat out and because vampires killed that preacher from the fellowship of the sun church and his wife and baby! You look me in the eye and tell me they didn't do it?
Bill: Human have killed millions up millions in senseless wars. I do not hold you responsible for that
Sookie: And... you and Diane dated?
Bill: We had sex once, just after she was made a vampire in the late 1930's.
Sookie: What? Gross. Bill, she so... they're all so...
Bill: Evil. Yes, they are. They share a nest and when vampires share a nest, they become more cruel, more vicious. They become laws unto themselves. Whereas vampires such as I, who live alone are much more likely to hang on to some semblance of our former humanity
Sookie: Bill, night before last I had to bury my bloody clothes because I didn't want my grandmother to know I was almost killed and tonight I was almost killed again! Why on earth would I continue seeing you?
Bill: Because you will never find a human man you can be yourself with
Bill: Can I ask you a personal question?
Sookie: Bill, you were just licking blood outta my head. I don't think it gets much more personal than that
Sherriff Dearborne: Sookie, you're a good girl. I hate to see you go down this path.
Sookie: Well, lucky for you, Sherriff Dearborne, nobody's forcing you to watch
Sookie: Mmm. Is this sausage different from what you usually make?
Gran: No.
Sookie: Hmm. It tastes so much more complex than it usually does.
Gran: Oh, dear, you think it's gone bad.
Sookie: No, it's delicious. It's like I can close my eyes and I can see the farm the pig lived on and feel the sun and rain on my face and even taste the earth that the herbs grew out of
Sookie: What I am is telepathic. I can hear people's thoughts.
Bill: Even mine?
Sookie: No. That's why I like you so much. I can't hear you at all. You have no idea how peaceful it is, after a lifetime of... blah, blah, blah
