I love Claridge's auction house. Even the air feels more expensive.

Hardison: We gotta get on that freight car.
Parker: I have an idea.
Sophie: Am I going to hate it?
Parker: No, but he is.

Sophie: That's like stealing my mail.
Parker: Why, is stealing mail a crime?
Sophie: (glares)
Parker: Oops.

Sophie: Listen to me. Tara Cole is the best. I wouldn't have sent her if I didn't trust her, and I know you're going to love her. So just--just give her a chance.
Eliot: She is hot.
Alec: Very hot.

Sophie: What con do you have in mind? The lazy dark son? What?
Hardison: Sophie, we're not going to run one of Nate's 18th century picturesque cons, no. We're going to run a brand new 21st century con and blow their mind.

Sophie: Consciously or not, I think you look at Reed Rockwell and see everything you hate about....
Nate: Anyway I can get you not to finish that thought.

Sophie: It's a good thing we don't believe in hell
Hardison: Nate believes in hell, I believe in hell
Sophie: Oh yeah

Nate: I can resist the spotlight
Sophie: Of course you can; never see you taking a victory lap after you push us all to the edge or stick around to gloat when the bad guy gets dragged away.
Nate: Is that sarcasm?
Sophie: A mild amount

Sophie: Legal blackmail, it's elegant.
Nate: It's wrong, that is what it is.

Sophie: What are we going to do Nate?
Nate: We are going to convince him that you are a lying greedy bitch.

Parker: I've never been to a costume party
Sophie: That is just heart breaking

Nate, I am at a party full of drunk millionaires who are far from home, and are dizzy from a lack of oxygen. Itís like grifter Christmas in here.

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.