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Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.
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Caleb will listen to him. Never underestimate the power of a good bromance.
Aria: If I try to tell Mike that Mona isn't what he's looking for-
Emily: You won't be able to separate them with a crowbar.
Spencer: Colorful, Em. Graphic, but colorful.
- Permalink: Colorful, Em. Graphic, but colorful.
I'm sorry, do we seriously have to remind you that you were never actually kidnapped?
When you ask the organ grinder a question, you don't really want to hear from the monkey.
Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.
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Alison: You're a little loud.
Spencer: You're a little crazy!
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Aria, why would I slip you into a conversation? You guys have done enough slipping on your own.
If the truth is the details, we still don't know what happened to her.
- Permalink: If the truth is the details, we still don't know what happened to her.
Aria, you need to take a psychological selfie right now.
- Permalink: Aria, you need to take a psychological selfie right now.
Spencer: Better than sitting in the cafeteria.
Aria: Not really. We're still a freak show. Now, we're just a freak show in natural light.
Emily: Coincidences happen.
Spencer: Yeah, all the time. They grow on trees like coconuts just waiting for you to walk under them.