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Spencer: When I saw it as him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.
Hanna: Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.
Spencer: Ducks.

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Spencer: God, why are you so mean, Dean?
Dean: Because you make me tense, Spence.

Fantastic. I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity.

Oh God, Aria, will you wake up? This is exactly the kind of deer-in-the-headlights behavior that almost got you shot in the back of a nightclub.

Emily: Did you have an accident?
Spencer: What? No!
Hanna: Well, are you going to? What is up with those shower shoes?

Brenda: Don't haggle, Spencer. It's tacky. $50 for first-timers, repeat customers get a discount.
Spencer: Like at the hoagie shop. Do I get the tenth one free?

Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?

Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse.

Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!

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