The smaller the ball the better the book.

Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.

I'm not going to say that what we did see out there was the Mongolian death worm but something ate our camel.

Perhaps another athlete will text photos of his genitals. Wipe this mess off the front page.

Jared: How do you know this guy?
Stanton: I have no recollection and I think I would remember that mustache. It's quite impressive.

Emotions, they get complicated the morning after.

Pindar: I was in a cell.
Infeld: Nasty place. I've been.
Pindar: There was a toilet in the middle of the room. I saw things.

He didn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box.

Never underestimate the power of an apology.

We may have lost Damien. I sensed betrayal in his eyes at the urinal this morning.

If you can't stand being checked into the boards, get off the ice.

Infeld: I hired you boys to shake up the zombie culture but I think you've over-corrected.
Jared: You can't over-correct zombie culture.

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin