Stefan Salvatore Quotes
Season 4, Episode 23: "Graduation"
Stefan [to Damon]: I'm not happy about Elena. But I'm not not happy for you, either.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Stefan: She's the love of my life. I'd go back to her in a heartbeat.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Bring It On"
Stefan: Jealous?
Elena: That would imply emotions. We've already established those are useless.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "Down the Rabbit Hole"
Stefan: What's a deeply buried personal secret between friends?
Elena: Friends? I like that.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Into the Wild"
Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Catch Me If You Can"
Stefan: You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stefan: This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess nobody's perfect, right?
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
Stefan: Sex wasn't good because we didn't care. It was good because you were crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
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