Stiles Stilinski Quotes
Season 3, Episode 3: "Fireflies"
Stiles: Okay, I'm going to call my dad.
Lydia: I already called 911.
Stiles: You called the police before you called me?
Lydia: I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?
Stiles: YES!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Chaos Rising"
Stiles: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
Peter: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: And if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant alpha. I'm sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They're going to be missed.
Stiles: Can someone kill him again please?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Heather: Have you never done it before either?
Stiles: Turned 17? Yeah, no, not yet, no.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Heather: Do you know what I want for my birthday?
Stiles: Bike?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Tattoo"
Scott: I kinda just needed something permanent. Everything is happening so fast. Everything is just so...ephemeral.
Stiles: Studying for the PSATs?
Scott: Yep.
Stiles: Nice.
• Rating: Unrated
Scott: Can we just drive, now, please?
Stiles: No. It's a red light.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 10: "Fury"
Mr. Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Party Guessed"
Scott: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Scott: She's completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
Stiles: I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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