Favorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.
I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.
When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.
You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.
You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.