Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.