Sue: If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.• Show: Glee • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: [Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sue: I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
• Show: Glee • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
• Show: Glee • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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