Sue Sylvester Quotes
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Spanish Teacher"
Sue: I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue [to Emma]: I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Yes/No"
Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Extraordinary Merry Christmas"
Sue: I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl"
Sue: My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue [to Beiste]: Why don't you hurry on to your next face-widening session at the John Travolta Institute for Head Thickening and Facial Weight Gain?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Sue: Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.
• Rating: Unrated
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