Popular Tabitha Wilson Quotes
Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.
Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.
I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
When the theater is in pain, I come to mend the wound.
You've gotta sing like your privates are on fire!
Tabitha: Harry, it's my pool and I'm gonna do what I want when I want.
Harry: Did I miss a segue here?
I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.
I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones
Tabitha: Tou could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you
Debbie: Tabitha, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Tabitha: That's okay, I won't remember it in the morning
