Tabitha Wilson Quotes (Page 2)
Season 1, Episode 1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"
Tabitha: I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
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Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.
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Tabitha: Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
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Tabitha: I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
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Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]: Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
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Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.
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