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Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.

Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.

Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!

Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.

Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.

O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.

Sh*t just got real.

Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?

Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.

Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.

Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.

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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

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