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Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.
Happy? Happy? How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?
Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?
Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.
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Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.
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Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!
- Permalink: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!
Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.
Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.
O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.
Sh*t just got real.
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Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?
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Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.
- Permalink: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.