What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?

You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.

Sadie: Don’t use my real name!
Tamara: Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.

Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.

Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?

Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty. Who robbed your cradle Risotti?

Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.

Happy? Happy? How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?

Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.

Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna