Tamara: Hey everyone it looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Sadie: Um, what the fuck is that?

Jake: This is stupid.
Gabby: Then let's get the fuck out of here.

Matty: I'll take a beer if you have it.
Tamara: Uh, this isn't a kegger, Mckibben.

I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.


Jenna: Tamara get back here.
Tamara: Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.

Aly, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.


Whatever, it's so not me.


Lacey: Do you love, or do you love?
Jenna: What in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to humiliate me?!

Kyle: I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Matty: Me and Jenna are OK.
Kyle: I was talking about you and Jake.

It doesn't bite, but I do.


You weren't actually considering wearing this? It should be burnt.


Matty: What is that?
Tamara: Your bender is a trender.

Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.


Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.