Dear prudence what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.

Tamara

Is that your marine? He's way out of your league. I want one.

Julie

Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut.

Valerie

Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.

Sadie

We’re like a mile from the beach. There are shacks owned by children who sell chiclets with a better view than this fleabag.

Sadie

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.

Finally, Jesus. Ugh, you brought little bitch?

Aly

Live it up laugh it up bitches!

Lissa

So, should we fuck like animals?

Lissa

Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.

Sadie

Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.

Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.

Sadie

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey