Fuck you, you stupid robotic bitch.


Matty: Do you ever shut up?
Sadie: Huh?

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Matty, this is truly inspiring. Why aren't you happy?


Lissa pissed me off so she's getting what she deserves.


Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a fucking moron.


Good gosh. Just think about what jesus could have done if he had youtube.


You can't buy me back that easily.


She thinks I've been lying and secretive.


I don't know that we're cool. It just makes sense. JK. We're cool!


I think this deserves a toast.


I just feel like a dumb townie.


Sadie: You and Patrick are gross.
Tamara: You know what else is gross? This dress.

Awkward Quotes

Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.