Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.

Sadie

We’re like a mile from the beach. There are shacks owned by children who sell chiclets with a better view than this fleabag.

Sadie

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.

Finally, Jesus. Ugh, you brought little bitch?

Aly

Live it up laugh it up bitches!

Lissa

So, should we fuck like animals?

Lissa

Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.

Sadie

Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.

Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.

Sadie

What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

Tamara

Sadie: You’re like vanilla ice cream: boring but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast.

Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?

Tamara

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna