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Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.Sadie
Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.
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Kevin: Are you still afraid of the lift?
Lacey: Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.
Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.Tamara
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Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.Jenna
The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!Sadie
Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.
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That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.Sadie
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I am so sorry sweetie. I'm just going to be a bad parent, and pretend I didn't see any of this.Lacey
Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!
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Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?Sadie
Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.Tamara