Awkward

Awkward Quotes

Season 3 Episode 7: "Guilt Trippin'"

Tamara: Hop a chillaxative Jenna.
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Tamara: What's with the twitch-sitch?
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Val: Aw, it is so sweet of you to take an interest in the bottom feeders of the social aquarium, but I cannot discuss other student's problems.
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Sadie: Watch it with the 'tude Twiggy or I will break you in half?
Clark: With your giant man hands?
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Ming: I asked a White Bitch for Asian Bitch advice! F**k me!
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Tamara: Ugh, I wish our boyfriends would break up.
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Sadie: I f**king love Asians.
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Tamara: Bro-code can suck it.
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Season 3 Episode 6: "That Girl Strikes Again"

Jenna: It was Halloween, that special time of year where students everywhere honored the dead by dressing as sluts.
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Sadie: Jenna I love your costume.
Jenna: I'm not wearing a costume.
Sadie: Really? Because you are the best loser I've seen all morning.
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Tamara: You're the s**t. So put your hater shades on and black out her vibes.
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Jake: I ate a cookie but I didn't know it was from space!
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Sadie: A million dollars for a f**king horseshoe?
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Season 3 Episode 5: "Indecent Exposure"

Jenna: The morning dig, for my mother it was the best part of waking up.
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Val: I am an expert at getting men to leave my pad.
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Tamara: Thanks for your lack of hospitality,
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Tamara: Ricky, were you attracted to Sadie's manish appearance because you were gay?
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Season 3 Episode 4: "Let's Talk About Sex"

Kevin: It doesn't have to make sense to you! It only has to make sense to me! I'm your father.
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Sadie: No one wants to see your V.
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Tamara: My last pre-sex selfie.
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