Awkward

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Awkward
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Finally, Jesus. Ugh, you brought little bitch?

Aly

Live it up laugh it up bitches!

Lissa

So, should we fuck like animals?

Lissa

Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.

Sadie

Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.

Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.

Sadie

What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

Tamara

Sadie: You’re like vanilla ice cream: boring but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast.

Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?

Tamara

You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.

Tamara

Sadie: Don’t use my real name!
Tamara: Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.

You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?

Jenna
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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa