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I get it, I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s.Val
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They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.Sadie
Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.Tamara
Happy? Happy? How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?Tamara
Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?
Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.
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I really want to believe you, I really do, it's just that you're a f***ing horrible person, Amber.Matty
Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.Sadie
Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.
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Kevin: Are you still afraid of the lift?
Lacey: Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.
Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.Tamara
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Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.Jenna