Teddy Montgomery Quotes
Season 5, Episode 12: "Here Comes Honey Bye Bye"
Teddy: As much as I hate you right now I can't be as horrible to you as you were to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Teddy [about Liam]: He's pretty chipper for a guy who was almost shipped to Mexico in a crate.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"
Teddy: There are a lot of hot ladies in here tonight, but you are in the top one percent.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Silver: I was just trying to protect myself.
Teddy: Yeah we'll you've always been pretty good at that haven't you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Things We Do For Love"
Teddy [to Silver]: This isn't something you can just thank me for and walk away.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 8: "902-100"
Silver: I can't believe Naomi sent a private plane to bring you back to high school.
Teddy: Well when you use the words Naomi and high school in the same sentence, it pretty much makes anything believable.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "The Sea Change"
Teddy: Silver I never lied to you, I was lying to myself.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 1: "Til Death Do Us Part"
Teddy: If you think Max is hiding in a closet somewhere you obviously don't know Naomi Clark. The closets are packed.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Teddy: That must be why single women everywhere make babies with their gay friends from out of town.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 11: "Project Runaway"
Teddy: I'm never apologizing for who I am.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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