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Glee

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.

Artie

You always get everything you want and I get nothing!

This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.

So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?

Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.

I said no caffeine until prom! I can't afford to look tired like some sad, anemic dishrag!

Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.

Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.

Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me is some snarky comment about how I never get solos.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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