My name is Tina Cohen Chang and you don't care. I am wildly unpopular but I love being unpopular. I'm trying to be unpopular because I am goth and goths have no time for cliche, bougie high school cliques. We are the anti-clique.

Tina: I'm so stupid! What kind of idiot does this?
Mike: You...

Tina: Is it really so crazy for a girl to ask a boy for his hand in marriage these days?
Artie: When you're not even dating the boy?
Puck: Yes, it is.

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.


You always get everything you want and I get nothing!

This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.

So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?

Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.

I said no caffeine until prom! I can't afford to look tired like some sad, anemic dishrag!

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.