Blaine: Why are you acting so pissed off?
Tina: Because I get it now. A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants, and she won't apologize for wanting it. And I can't get that here, so next time, don't come crawling back to me. I'm all out of soup.
Blaine: That seems a little...crazy.

Blaine, I'm falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a sexless relationship, which many Asian girls and gay men do, it'd be worth it.

In honor of Diva week, let's just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by Santana, and she doesn't even go to school here.

Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of master chef.
Blaine: Thanks, Tina.

Brittany: You guys, welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse club.
Tina: Wait, that's what this is?
Sam: Don't worry, it's also the last meeting.

Finn: I can't believe it's been, like, what, two days, and you've all gone in completely separate and totally insane directions.
Tina: We lost Sectionals. Our season is over. You can't be upset that we moved on. It's the healthy thing to do.

This is all Marley's fault. New Rachel, my butt. I knew Rachel Berry. I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are not Rachel Berry.

Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.

Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.

[as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.

I am one of the original Glee club members. I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" when Finn and Puck were still throwing slushees at us. So when is it my turn?

Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.