Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.

Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.

Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me is some snarky comment about how I never get solos.

Blaine: Why are you acting so pissed off?
Tina: Because I get it now. A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants, and she won't apologize for wanting it. And I can't get that here, so next time, don't come crawling back to me. I'm all out of soup.
Blaine: That seems a little...crazy.

Blaine, I'm falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a sexless relationship, which many Asian girls and gay men do, it'd be worth it.

In honor of Diva week, let's just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by Santana, and she doesn't even go to school here.

Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of master chef.
Blaine: Thanks, Tina.

Brittany: You guys, welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse club.
Tina: Wait, that's what this is?
Sam: Don't worry, it's also the last meeting.

Finn: I can't believe it's been, like, what, two days, and you've all gone in completely separate and totally insane directions.
Tina: We lost Sectionals. Our season is over. You can't be upset that we moved on. It's the healthy thing to do.

This is all Marley's fault. New Rachel, my butt. I knew Rachel Berry. I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are not Rachel Berry.

Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.

Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.