Tobias Funke Quotes
Season 3, Episode 13: "Development Arrested"
Tobias: Although, perhaps I should call the 'hot cops' and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed ... 'HOT sailors' ... or 'hot sea-ma'.
Michael: I like 'hot sailors'.
Tobias: Me, too ...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Where is Gob?
George Sr.: Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.
Buster: He doesn't live at Michael's?
Tobias: I've always pictured him in a lighthouse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Exit Strategy"
Tobias: Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. Maybe she'd like a suit like this.
Narrator: That is her suit.
Tobias: Eh, they probably don't make it in a women's, though.
Narrator: They only make it in a women's.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Family Ties"
Lindsay: Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask him who Nellie is, point-blank?
Michael: So, he can just cover it up and lie? I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.
Tobias: Oh, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.
Michael: Ok, but that's the last one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if you were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lindsay: Oh, you know what? I've already prepared a list of "won'ts."
Tobias: Oh, you're not going to believe this. My list is of "can'ts."
Michael: Marital love can be so romantic.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Michael: I-I'm not interested in you that way.
Tobias: What way?
Michael: Pick one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tobias: Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tobias: Oh, God, here she is.
Michael: Next to that guy?
Tobias: What guy?
Michael: That guy.
Tobias: No, that's her.
Michael: Him?
Tobias: That's a girl. I think the name "Michael" is making you look for a man.
Michael: I think I'm looking at a man.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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