Vanessa Abrams Quotes
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
Vanessa: You really think you're better than me?
Blair: I think we both know the answer to that.
Blair: Generations of breeding and wealth had to come together to produce me. I have more in common with Marie Antoinette than with you. You may be popular at some step-Ivy safety school, but the fact is the rabblers still rabble and they need a queen.
Vanessa: You stole the toast.
Blair: I was willing to do what was necessary. Including lying to Chuck, the one person who trusts me more than anyone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go give my toast.
Vanessa: Actually Blair? Congratulations, you just did.
Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...
Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.
Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before?
Vanessa: No.
Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?
Vanessa: Are you serious?
Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.
Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.
Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?
Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.
I see you've taken down my Goddard poster.
I once dated a guy who kept part of himself hidden. He never gave anyone a chance to accept him. And in the end, everyone lost.
Vanessa: I'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that my roommate is ... Olivia Burke.
Olivia: And mine's Vanessa Abrams. Just two girls going to NYU? Crazy right?
Vanessa: Yeah.
Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
[to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
Serena and Vanessa
