Favorite Wade Kinsella Quotes
Face it doc, the whole town's been treating you like Princess Leia at a Star Wars convention and you love it.
George: The three of us used to hang out all the time back in high school.
Wade: Yeah, when she was fun.
Lemon: Wade! Mimosa!
Wade: Not a waiter Lemon. Bartender.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but because I am no gentleman...I was at Vivan's.
Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.
Wade: I know it's not fair, but you wrecked by heart, Zoe, and I can't do this again.
Zoe: What if I promise that I won't hurt you?
Wade: I guess... I don't trust that you know how to stop yourself.
Zoe: Do you think all small towns are like this one?
Wade: I'd like to think so, but something tells me probably not. I know I love ours.
Zoe: Me too.
Oh my God, I'm thisclose to people calling me Crazy Wade!
Zoe: Hey you know what, I'm happy.
Wade: Good, 'cause I worked pretty damn hard last night to put that smile on your face.
Zoe: Shut up you bonehead.
Wade: Since when are radio plays fun?
Zoe: Since this is a mystery, and Wanda is the leading suspect. NCIS: BlueBell.
Wade: This is insane.
Zoe: People all over the world pee in buckets.
Wade: I will still love you if I see this, but it may take me a while to recover.
Zoe: What's going on?
Wade: Zoe, I am freaking out.
Zoe: About what?
Wade: Well I just met Chet, Magnolia's little boyfriend. This cocky, annoying little bastard thinks he's God's gift to women because he rides bulls at the rodeo.
Zoe: I have a feeling I know where you're going with this.
Wade: Zoe, he's me. He's younger me, and we have to raise one of those.
