Favorite Wade Kinsella Quotes
Zoe: What is our son gonna think? That he can shirk all his grown up responsibilities by batting his lashes and getting some woman to do it for him?
Wade: Well it is the Kinsella way.
Wanda: You've [Wade] never held a baby before?
Tom: You are gonna love it. It's the most joyous, magical, but don't you dare drop by baby.
Wade: Okay.
Wade: Was there some kind of zombie apocalypse?
Zoe: Where are the pancakes? The pastries? What happened here?
Somehow in four years of knowing this woman, this particular quirk has never been covered. What else are you [Zoe] hiding from me? Are you even a doctor?
Zoe: Since when do you even care about this stuff?
Wade: Since I met you.
Lemon: Zoe, you have to admit that was pretty sweet.
Lavon: If you don't marry him, I will.
Wade: I thought all women wanted to get married. I thought they all pranced around in their bedrooms with blankets on their heads pretending it was their wedding day.
Lavon: Not your girl.
Wade: I'm having an out-of-body experience here. Me, Wade Kinsella, tore up because some woman doesn't want to marry me. Maybe I have pregnancy hormones.
Lavon: Wait, is that possible? Because I might have them too. I mean, I've been getting real weepy over dog food commercials lately. Maybe I should get a dog.
Lemon: The reason for my anxiety about the last two parties is because I was marrying the wrong person, but now I'm marrying the right one.
Wade: Since you're all cool as a cucumber about everything now, can I ask you something?
Lemon: What?
Wade: How'd you feel if somebody stole your thunder? Would that be okay like if they were to get hitched or engaged or something?
Lemon: I would be honored to share my thunder with you pal.
I'm getting a little tired of having to appreciate you by myself, if you catch my drift.
Wow, you literally scared the poo out of him.
Not much rhymes with Rammer… Hammer, Slammer, Stammer…
[To Lemon] What crawled up your skirt and died?
[To Zoe] Just try to not to that whole overreacting thing you like to do...
