Favorite Walter Bishop Quotes
Astrid: You've been smoking marijuana
Walter: I hardly classify what I've just smoked as marijuana, it's a hybrid of Chronic Supernova and Afghani Kush. I call it Brown Betty.
Gentlemen, you are looking through a window into another world.
Ah! My escort is here. And by escort, I mean prostitute.
Etta: It's an egg stick.
Walter: What a miserable future.
Peter, don't be such a prude. I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like. Don't you agent Dunham?
When I do that, people say I'm crazy. I suppose I've learned that crazy is a lot more complicated than people think.
Fauxlivia: Oh, isn't this a party. Hey girls!
Walter: Mata Hari. Deceived and betrayed anyone yet today? It is almost lunchtime after all.
Walter: I'm going to need to check her anus. Have that blonde lady there help to lift her.
Astrid: I'm going to, ahhh, I'm going to need to check her anus.
Policewoman: Okay...
I know what it's like to feel unequal of the task required of you. To feel incapable. I'll never be the man I was, but I've come to embrace those parts of my mind that are peculiar, broken. I understand now, that's what makes my mind special. I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. You have no idea how how extraordinary you are. If you would embrace that, there is no end to what you can do.
Aaron, I know how hard it is to make connections. I know how hard it is to be lonely. I know it takes courage to take someone elses hand, to trust that they won't leave you. I won't leave you Aaron. I'm begging you not to leave me, please.
Walter: Truly, Agent Farnsworth, it never ceases to amaze me the infinite variation that Mother Nature gives us. She truly has quite a disturbing sense of humor.
Astrid: Considering your new pet, I think Mother Nature's a real bitch.
Peter: Walter, what are you doing?
Walter: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
Peter: Dosing? As in LSD?
Walter: It's a special blend.
Peter: I see. Hey, guess what just happened? Finding out that my father gives drugs to bugs, somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
Walter: Wonderful, isn't it?
