Favorite Walter Bishop Quotes
Walter: Claire, will you please man the cameras in my absence.
Astrid: Really? Claire? That doesn't even start with an A.
I like porcupines. It shows that God has a sense of humor!
Domesticated badgers? Really? As pets?
Walter: Astro, are we ready?
Astrid: Just about, Wally.
People die, it happens. Sometimes they even die twice.
Walter: I think I know what's happening to you. Every relationship is reciprocal, Peter. When you touch something, it touches you. It changes you. When you touched the machine, it changed you, weaponized you.
Peter: So what do we do now, Walter?
Walter: I don't know.
Walter: It's song lyric. Fauxlivia ruined U2 for all of us.
Nina: Fauxlivia?
Peter: That's what Walter's calling her now. Fauxlivia; as in fake Olivia.
Nina: Aah.
Security Guard: Are you Dr. Bishop?
Walter: Yes. And I'm perfectly sane.
Walter: Kennedy! Help me!
Lincoln: Lincoln!
Walter: Astral...
Astrid: (correcting him) Astrid.
Walter: ...projection. Spirit walk!
Its funny. I love custard, but I hate flan. Which could be an issue of semantics. Or difficulty with the French. Which I doubt, given my near obsession with moules a la creme normande.
Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?