Favorite Walter Bishop Quotes
Walter: I'm going to enjoy this. Provided, of course, the beans have been properly soaked to leech toxicity.
Astrid: For the record, I wanted ice cream.
Peter: Walter, what are you doing?
Walter: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
Peter: Dosing? As in LSD?
Walter: It's a special blend.
Peter: I see. Hey, guess what just happened? Finding out that my father gives drugs to bugs, somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
Walter: Wonderful, isn't it?
Dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Aaron, I know how hard it is to make connections. I know how hard it is to be lonely. I know it takes courage to take someone elses hand, to trust that they won't leave you. I won't leave you Aaron. I'm begging you not to leave me, please.
Walter: Truly, Agent Farnsworth, it never ceases to amaze me the infinite variation that Mother Nature gives us. She truly has quite a disturbing sense of humor.
Astrid: Considering your new pet, I think Mother Nature's a real bitch.
Walter: I'm going to need to check her anus. Have that blonde lady there help to lift her.
Astrid: I'm going to, ahhh, I'm going to need to check her anus.
Policewoman: Okay...
Walter: Excuse me Miss, is that lemon Jello?
Nurse: These are urine samples.
Walter: Well in that case, no thank you. I'm more peckish than thirsty.
Sheriff Golightly: Be damned if I know what to make of it.
Walter: Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.
Walter: It's song lyric. Fauxlivia ruined U2 for all of us.
Nina: Fauxlivia?
Peter: That's what Walter's calling her now. Fauxlivia; as in fake Olivia.
Nina: Aah.
Walter: I think I know what's happening to you. Every relationship is reciprocal, Peter. When you touch something, it touches you. It changes you. When you touched the machine, it changed you, weaponized you.
Peter: So what do we do now, Walter?
Walter: I don't know.
Walter: Astro, are we ready?
Astrid: Just about, Wally.
