Favorite Will Gardner Quotes
No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.
Diane: We're like ghouls.
Will: As long as we've solvent ghouls.
Will: Does it really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that's left is our Wikipedia entry.
Diane: Boy, you're a bundle of joy.
Diane: You dancing a jig inside?
Will: Like Rose on the Titanic.
Will: I've got your back, Kalinda. Just make sure you got mine.
Kalinda: I always have... and I always will.
America does not suck. People suck.
Eli
Will: What happened?
Alicia: Cute, perky, 26 just happened.
Will: This isn't really your baby is it, what's her name?
Patti Nyholm: Bite me.
Will: Is that dutch?
If a doctor is not examining her within three minutes I will call the police and file a malpractice suit against you, personally. Don't make an enemy out of a lawyer, lady.
Diane: Who would have thought our firm would be worth more without us than with us?
Will: Really undermines one's confidence.
I understand that, Your Honor, but we both know if you don't use the proper form of 'sustained' or 'overruled', the matter can't later be appealed. And I was surprised in reviewing your past court cases, how often you encouraged lawyers to move on without actually ruling, therefore avoided having your non rulings overturned on appeal. (he pauses) In my opinion.
Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.
