Will Gardner Quotes
Season 3, Episode 7: "Executive Order 13224"
Will: You're pitiful. Get a pair of balls and throw a punch.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Will: You poked the bear. I asked you not to poke the bear.
Diane: Would you stop with the bear talk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "Closing Arguments"
Will: What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
Alicia: I think that would look like an exceptional moment.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "In Sickness"
Patty: You're pregnant? I am. It happens.
Will: Are you thinking of populating a small island?
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Foreign Affairs"
Will: Great. We have a dictator for a client.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: Oh my God. It's like being in a Woody Allen movie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "Wrongful Termination"
Will: Does it really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that's left is our Wikipedia entry.
Diane: Boy, you're a bundle of joy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "Killer Song"
Eli: America does not suck. People suck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 50
