Will Schuester Quotes (Page 7)
Season 1, Episode 7: "Throwdown"
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "Vitamin D"
Will: Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "The Rhodes Not Taken"
Will [to April]: We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Acafellas"
Will: Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Showmance"
Will: My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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