Zapp Brannigan Quotes
Season 9, Episode 8: "Fun on a Bun"
Zapp Brannigan: Ah, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 5: "Zapp Dingbat"
Zapp: Now let's tell these vicious lies and get back to our sacred vows!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zapp: Kif, I'm bored. What's say you go out on the wing and pretend you're a gremlin?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zapp: Now watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coup by congratulating the admiral in his native tongue!
Kif: Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us! I beg you, just use the translator.
Zapp: Kif, just trust me for once. [speaks in alien language]
Translator: I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna.
Zapp: Heheh. Oops.
Kif: It's the Battle of Paco's Tacos all over again!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 11: "Cold Warriors"
Zapp: Blow them to Bac-o-Bits with a well placed warning shot... Oops.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 2: "In-a-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Zapp: We can avoid humanity's mistakes!
Leela: Like the tuba.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Zapp: We'll write our own bible, with less Sodom and more Gomorrah.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Zapp: The long dramatic corridor... that's never a good sign.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leela: Lift off.
Zapp: I'll roger that.
• Rating: Unrated
Leela: Are you sure I have to sit in your lap?
Zapp: It'll help us achieve maximum thrust.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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