Favorite Zeek Braverman Quotes
Zeek: We are his grandparents too, we have a say in it.
Crosby: Well, I'm his dad and I don't have a say in it.
Zeek: Oh I see, well your balls will still be here when you get back.
Jabbar: What balls?
Zeek: Good for you for resisting when that boy, you know, was trying to get you to have intercourse with him. I'm so proud of you.
Haddie: Thanks Grandpa.
Zeek: You're welcome.
Zeek: Who wears the pants in the family?
Crosby: What year do you think this is? The fifties? There's no one wearing the pants, or not wearing the pants...it's a partnership.
Zeek: Oh my God, that sounds dreadful.
Zeek: Got some anger in you?
Joel: Well...
Zeek: A little spirit. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard you say more than five words since I knew you.
Joel: Well...
Zeek: No really, I hear you and I see you.
I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?
Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.
A man has a certain relationship with his Thanksgiving day bird.
And you never flip another man's burger. That's for starters.
Oh, there's somethin' you don't see every day. I'm definitely not comin' in.
Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.
