Zeek Braverman Quotes
Season 4, Episode 7: "Together"
Zeek: Wheat? A kid from Wyoming? You must know something about wheat.
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Season 4, Episode 5: "There's Something I Need to Tell You"
Camille: It was a long time before you came back to me.
Zeek: Thank God I had someone to come back to.
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Season 4, Episode 4: "The Talk"
Zeek: I don't want to listen to your mother! I'd rather listen to the air in the sprinklers!
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Season 4, Episode 2: "Left Field"
Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...
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Season 4, Episode 1: "Family Portrait"
Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.
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Season 3, Episode 14: "It is What it Is"
Zeek: Look it, Millie. I know you've been worried. You and me are together, it's so good. And then, I go see this doctor and he puts this grenade in my lap and says here, there ya go, here's the rest of your life, how about that.
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Season 3, Episode 12: "Road Trip"
Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.
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Zeek: Does anybody have to pee?!
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Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Tales From the Luncheonette"
Zeek: You're getting a baby from a coffee cart.
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