Favorite Zeek Braverman Quotes
If someone gets in your grill you got to shove them back, you got to get tough Max. Kick some ass baby.
Zeek: Boy, we did good, didn't we, Camille?
Camille: We sure did.
When it comes to testosterone, the Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches.
You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.
Zeek: Good for you for resisting when that boy, you know, was trying to get you to have intercourse with him. I'm so proud of you.
Haddie: Thanks Grandpa.
Zeek: You're welcome.
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
Zeek: Got some anger in you?
Joel: Well...
Zeek: A little spirit. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard you say more than five words since I knew you.
Joel: Well...
Zeek: No really, I hear you and I see you.
Zeek: We are his grandparents too, we have a say in it.
Crosby: Well, I'm his dad and I don't have a say in it.
Zeek: Oh I see, well your balls will still be here when you get back.
Jabbar: What balls?
Joel: What am I going to do; I'm going to show them how to use fabric softener properly?
Zeek: Joel, I mean really. These kids are kindergartners, you could light your own fart and they would think you were Einstein. Come on!
(to his dance partner, Tony) I want you to know that I'm okay with the gays.
