I have a test on Friday. Ooh, a test. Great! On Shakespeare....

Rory: I have a test on Friday.
Lorelai: Ooh, a test. Great!
Rory: On Shakespeare.
Lorelai: The bard with a beard. Love it.
Rory: It's twenty percent of my grade.
Lorelai: Just makes life interesting. Now what do we have to do to get you an "A" on that test?
Rory: Do you really think I can do this?
Lorelai: I bet you a dollar.
Rory: That all? That's all my future's worth, one dollar?
Lorelai: Well, you did get a "D."


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Characters:
Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore
Episode:
Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 4: "The Deer Hunters"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Lorelai: Sweetie you're never gonna find the deer.
Rory: Well I'm gonna try.
Lorelai: Well I'm in heels!
Rory: Well stay in the car.
Lorelai: It's dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around...
(getting out of the car)
Rory: I have to find it.
Lorelai: Alright, wait up! So what does the deer look like? Huh? Does it have any distinguishing marks - besides the word 'Jeep' imprinted on it's forehead?

Rory: (enters Mrs. Kim's) Lane?
Lane: Go to the left! (Rory almost runs into Mrs. Kim)
Lane: Sorry, I meant my left. Your right!
Rory: This isn't working! Marco!
Lane: Polo!
Rory: (walking around) Marco!
Lane: Polo!
Rory: (finds Lane) Hello, Marco!
Lane: Hello, Polo!

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