I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide. ...
Schmidt: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandolf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like... Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave, where no one's gonna find them. Ever.
Jess: Except Smeagle. He lives in a cave.
- New Girl
- New Girl Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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- Matt Richenthal