My college campus has a magic statue. Itâ€™s a tradition for s...
[narrating] "My college campus has a magic statue. Itâ€™s a tradition for students to rub its nose for good luck. My freshman roommate really believed in it and insisted on rubbing its nose before every exam. Studying might have been a better idea. She flunked out her sophomore year. But we all have little superstitious things that we do. If it's not believing in magic statues, it's avoiding sidewalk cracks or always putting our left shoe on first. Knock on wood. Step on a crack, break your mother's back. The last thing we want to do is offend the gods."MEREDITH
IZZIE: "I need Burke's cap, now."
CRISTINA: "Excuse me?"
IZZIE: "Are you going to give it to him or am I going to physically take it from you?"
CRISTINA: "Are you threatening me?"
IZZIE: "I swear to god, Cristina... I like you. I really do. But I grew up in a trailer park and I am not above kicking your pampered little Beverly Hills ass. And I do mean physically kicking your ass."
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[Addison hands Meredith hot chocolate]
DEREK: "You just juju'ed Meredith."
ADDISON: "Yes I did. In the spirit of friendship."
ADDISON: "What, are we not being friends with Meredith anymore?"
DEREK: "No, no, we are. Meredith and I are friends."
ADDISON: "And you and I are married, so by proxy, Meredith and I are friends."
DEREK: [pauses] "Thatâ€™s very big of you."
DEREK: [laughs] "You donâ€™t have to do that. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be friends with, say, Mark."
ADDISON: "Well, neither am I. Now finish your juju before somebody else dies."
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