[to Brennan] You might not admit it, but you're a dreamer. And this is...this is your bucket list.

Angela

Loretta Stinson: You won the battle, but I'll win the war.
Robin: Game on bitch!

He's gotten really respectful with his fake listening.

Ted

Choose your wife, you always choose your wife.

Lily

Sweets: Dr. Brennan would rather work with a computer than me.
Brennan: But as a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.

Cam: Must you interrupt?
Oliver: I'm just trying to use our time more efficiently.
Cam: Well, it doesn't make you any more likeable.

[to Hodgins] Honey, when you're talking to me about puke, don't smile like that.

Angela

Sweets: So I'm comparing character traits of rock climbers and their psychosocial...
Booth: Great.
Sweets: You don't want to hear it?
Booth: I get it. Psycho socials are like dances, you know, in the loony bin.

Brennan: I do dislike it when other people tell me what to do.
Booth: See, now there's the Bones that I love!

You're like a cock roach...still there after the last nuclear bombs go off.

Venezuelan (to Brody)

Well, you admitted infidelity in open court.

Jane

Call the police my date stole my car.

Jane