I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.

Joss

Michael: I called your mother back.
Jim: Oh good.
Michael: You're right about one thing. I don't have to cheat on her to know she's had enough.
42 years and your mother can't trust me. Expects me to give up a life and a friendship I've had for 20 years. I don't know what to say to that.
Jim: What did you say Dad?
Michael: Your mother and I are calling it quits.

Jim: It could have waited till morning.
Callie: It was morning.
Jim: I mean morning-morning. Not middle of the night morning.
Callie: Really Jim? I know you're tired, I'm tired too, but I don't bitch when Carlos calls in the middle of night saying he's got some dead roller-skating mermaid or whatever.

Looks like the only way Mitch was going to lose this house was over his dead body.

Jim

Callie: I have a patient in need, Jim. And I'm going to be a doctor someday, so you're going to have to get use to interruptions in the middle of the night. God knows I have.
Jim: What's that supposed to mean? [his phone rings showing Manus]

Dr. Deaton: Your eyes, they were red, bright red.
Scott: How is that possible?
Dr. Deaton: It's rare, something that does't happen within a hundred years, but every once in a while a beta can become an alpha without having to steal or take their power. They call it a true alpha. It's one that rises purely on the strength of character, virtue, by sheer force of will.
Scott: You knew this would happen.
Dr. Deaton: I believed. From the moment I knew you were bitten, I believed.

Sweetheart, my last boyfriend was a homicidal loser so I think I can handle a werewolf.

Lydia

I honestly thought I would never have to burden you like this, but you're my only hope. I'm going to be taken. I need you to find me.

Dr. Deaton

Ethan: I'm not going to hurt him.
Scott: Why should I believe you?
Ethan: Because we knew one of them would be important to you, and now we know it's Lydia.

Maybe it wasn't him. Maybe it was a family member who did this.

Tao

Jack: So it's a hate crime.
Sharon: Every murder is a hate crime.

Wow - even a psycho meltdown can't scare you away.

Bay