Quotes
Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?
Claire
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Claire: What? We are going there right now!
Phil: Wait, wait are you sure?
Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.
Yes people are allowed their private thoughts and I shouldn't be so angry, but I'm latin so I get to feel whatever i want.
Gloria
Phil: Sounds fun, wear your helmets.
Manny: We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.
I’ve been murdered.
Gus
Find me a clue. Shawn find me a clue, now!
Gus
Everybody listen to Shawn!
Gus
What would you do if that was Jesus’ yogurt?
Gus
I've never been murdered before! It's liberating.
Gus
Do you think I’m a leach?
Shawn
That’s how I knock.
Gus