Scientists believe that the first human being to live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.


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Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.


Tom: Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash. 9 o'clock p.m. At the world famous Snakehole Lounge. The place the Pawnee Journal has called, "The sexiest, most dangerous club in town."
Leslie: That's not what they wrote.
Tom: Fine. I added the word sexiest. But, we've hired better security.