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2-broke-girls

Martha Stewart: I will taste it
Caroline: You will?
Martha Stewart: I like your entrepreneur drive. And I have a feeling it's the only way I'm getting out of here alive.

Max: slow down your heart.
Earl: Sorry I'm late, but if I run any faster cops tend to pull guns on me.

Get your cupcake on, because we are going to get BALLED!

Max

Earl: Why Johnny, if it isn't the famous street artist.
Johnny: I'm hardly famous.
Earl: I know, my comment was laced with sarcasm.

Don't exhale on me; your breath is like you went down on a brussel sprout.

Max

Oleg: I have a new town car service and slogan: "Lie back and I will ride you until you tell me to stop."

Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn't mean there is not swing in the sling

Earl

I will only have one, when I get a tummy, ladies call me Budha a rub me for luck.

Han

What are you in the league of extraordinarily pretentious gentlemen?

Max
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