2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls

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2 Broke Girls "And Martha Steward Have a Ball" Quotes

Martha Stewart: I will taste it
Caroline: You will?
Martha Stewart: I like your entrepreneur drive. And I have a feeling it's the only way I'm getting out of here alive.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Max: slow down your heart.
Earl: Sorry I'm late, but if I run any faster cops tend to pull guns on me.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Max: Get your cupcake on, because we are going to get BALLED!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Earl: Why Johnny, if it isn't the famous street artist.
Johnny: I'm hardly famous.
Earl: I know, my comment was laced with sarcasm.
 • Rating: Unrated
Max: Don't exhale on me; your breath is like you went down on a brussel sprout.
 • Rating: Unrated
Oleg: I have a new town car service and slogan: "Lie back and I will ride you until you tell me to stop."
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Earl: Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn't mean there is not swing in the sling
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Han: I will only have one, when I get a tummy, ladies call me Budha a rub me for luck.
 • Rating: Unrated
Max: What are you in the league of extraordinarily pretentious gentlemen?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: Steampunk! I remember that fad, it lasted for about 10 minutes back in two-thousand-and-are you kidding me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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