2 Broke Girls Quotes
Caroline: I am such a bad judge of character.
Max: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.
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Nicholas: She will not believe me, I have a history.
Caroline: There are two of us here.
Nicholas: I also have that history.
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Caroline: I don't want to be the whore he's leaving her for!
Max: That's my favorite Dr. Seuss book.
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I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married. here in America.Oleg
Caroline: Max, do you think you can fake a stroke?
Max: Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm. Basically anything that will get me out of work.
Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.Nicholas
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Max: I'd say the only mystery is who here gets laid the least.
Max: Cracked it, Watson!
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Caroline: I'm so sorry, this is silly. I know this must be hard for you.
Nicholas: Not anymore.
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You really think you can sleep with him without using his penis as a pillow?Max