2 Broke Girls

Mondays 8:00 PM on CBS
2 broke girls
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Caroline: Look at the size of that toilet
Max: That is one big-ass toilet..... literally!

Caroline: how do you think we get to the future?
Max: uh.. Marty McFly and a Delorean.

Sophie: Stop, this is not dental school interview, this is scrubbing toilets, in or out?
Caroline: We're in, all the way.
Max: In my experience, when someone has to tell you they're all the way in, you better hope their tongue works.

Oleg: Your like someone supersized a Victoria Secret angel, I'd like to Gizelle on your bunchin.
Sophie: [hits him with magazine] Going to act like a dog, I'll treat you like a dog.

Max: Perfect!
Caroline: Perfect? This picture doesn't say "let us do you your kids birthday party" it says "We're an AC/DC tribute band that can be paid in cocaine.

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