2 Broke Girls

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2 broke girls

Caroline: I'm so sorry, this is silly. I know this must be hard for you.
Nicholas: Not anymore.

You really think you can sleep with him without using his penis as a pillow?

Max

See? You just pop them out one at a time. They're like Pez for sluts.

Max

The only thing this hair and my mother have in common is that they're both high.

Max

Bonjour, bitches!

Sophie

Caroline: That should've been mine, I haven't had a hairgasm in years.
Max: She hasn't had any gasm in years.

Caroline: Dammit, I got a straight one.
Max: What makes you think he's straight
Caroline: He keeps pushing my head down before I'm ready.

The Pill's like 50 bucks a month, that's more than it costs to raise a damn baby.

Max
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2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

Caroline: Dammit, I got a straight one.
Max: What makes you think he's straight
Caroline: He keeps pushing my head down before I'm ready.

The Pill's like 50 bucks a month, that's more than it costs to raise a damn baby.

Max
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