2 Broke Girls

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Caroline: I am such a bad judge of character.
Max: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.

Nicholas: She will not believe me, I have a history.
Caroline: There are two of us here.
Nicholas: I also have that history.

Caroline: I don't want to be the whore he's leaving her for!
Max: That's my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married. here in America.

Oleg

Caroline: Max, do you think you can fake a stroke?
Max: Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm. Basically anything that will get me out of work.

Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.

Nicholas

Max: I'd say the only mystery is who here gets laid the least.
Han: Hello.
Max: Cracked it, Watson!

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2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.

Nicholas

Max: I'd say the only mystery is who here gets laid the least.
Han: Hello.
Max: Cracked it, Watson!