2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18: "And the Near Death Experience" Quotes
Caroline: I am such a bad judge of character.
Max: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.
Nicholas: She will not believe me, I have a history.
Caroline: There are two of us here.
Nicholas: I also have that history.
Caroline: I don't want to be the whore he's leaving her for!
Max: That's my favorite Dr. Seuss book.
I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married. here in America.Oleg
Caroline: Max, do you think you can fake a stroke?
Max: Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm. Basically anything that will get me out of work.
Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.Nicholas
Max: I'd say the only mystery is who here gets laid the least.
Max: Cracked it, Watson!