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Ladies, you’re wasting your time. He can’t speak and he doesn’t like girls. He’s a vegetable and a fruit.

Lester

Max is right. There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.

Earl

As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan is no longer living there, the rent will get higher than Justin Bieber on a plane with his dad.

Max

Max: I love our toilet lawn.
Caroline: It’s gross.

Everybody, please! Han clearly just injured his vagina.

Max

Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer’s lacy g-string and my low was seeing his junk.

Oleg

My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.

Caroline
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2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer’s lacy g-string and my low was seeing his junk.

Oleg

My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.

Caroline
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