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That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.

Earl

Caroline: I thought I was getting raped.
Max: That´s not what rape feels like.

Caroline: I may have enhanced my resume.
Max: Enhanced? What are we in? Paris?.

Max: Your name is Bryce? Bryce Lee?
Mr Lee: Yes, I heard that name in One Tree Hill... good show.

You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think that´s the sound that dries up my vagina.

Max
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