30 Rock

30 Rock "100" Quotes

Dennis: Whoah, you look good. You lose weight or something? Your neck, it looks looser.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: What if we had a child that was prettier than us? We'd have to leave it in a desert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: Is this just to talk? Or will you be activating my electronic underwear?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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