30 Rock Season 5 Episode 20: "100" Quotes
Whoah, you look good. You lose weight or something? Your neck, it looks looser.Dennis
What if we had a child that was prettier than us? We'd have to leave it in a desert.Paul
Is this just to talk? Or will you be activating my electronic underwear?Paul
Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.
Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.
Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!Tracy
I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.Liz
Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?
Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?Liz
The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.Jenna
Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol...the numbers are killing me.Hank
This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on Ebay.Liz