Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy.

Liz

Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

So shines a goon's deed in a weary world.

Jack

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.

Did you know that every year more people die from disease and accidents combined than from just trampoline accidents?

Criss

We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.

Tracy

Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.

Women who try to do things sure get killed a lot.

Jack
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