Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.

Jack

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

Tracy

That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.

Jack

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.

Liz

I've never crushed anyone, besides accused witches.

Kenneth

He's the best friend I've ever had...tied with everyone I've ever met.

Kenneth

You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a cop...in a porno.

Tracy
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