30 Rock "Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky" Quotes
Jack: Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.
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Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?
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Tracy: The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.
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Jack: That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.
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Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?
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Liz: These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.
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Kenneth: I've never crushed anyone, besides accused witches.
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Kenneth: He's the best friend I've ever had...tied with everyone I've ever met.
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Tracy: You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a cop...in a porno.
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Lynn: I got really good at hiding in prison...and making wine in my toilet.
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Total Quotes: 10