Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.

Hey Jack, whadya need? Arena rock anthem? Power ballad?

Jon Bon Jovi

There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.

Liz

Wow, Avery Jessup, she's hot. She was on Maxim's I'd Rape Her 100.

Liz

Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.

Frank

Valentine's Day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.

Liz
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